and now, her reign of terror MUST come to a stop. i'm sure you've all heard of her latest atrocity. killing over 20000 people, many of them children! so i beg of you, take up arms against the earth, she is out to kill us, so in our own defense we must kill her first, only then will our children be safe. how many have lived in fear of one terrorist attack or another, florida cowering from her hurricanes, california in constant fear of 'the big one'. and so many killed each year through her little terrors. so citizens of the world i believe that finally we have a common enemy! we must put aside our petty differences and join forces! the earth MUST be destroyed!
or at very least make the earth wear a veil too hide her shame. or maybe tatoo a giant scarlet letter on her fore head. whis continent would be the earth's forehead? if earth is a she, how do male planets mate with her? i'm pretty sure this is how new planets get made. mating planet! maybe we're like a planet STD, no planets will 'get with' earth for fear of catching 'humans'. maybe the dinosaurs became extinct when she used a topical cream to cure STD's?
-ah well
Dehuman8
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