Do what now?

I hate it when people use the phrase ‘do what now?’. It’s a southern phrase I think. And only the borderline retarded use it.

For those of you who are unfamiliar with this phrase I shall give you some shining examples of how these inbred mouth-breathers use it.

Me: everything is working OK.
Idiot: do what now?
Me: try and stab your remaining active brain cell with a paperclip.

Or

Me: it is foggy out.
Idiot: do what now?
Me: drown your children, then kill yourself.

As you can see, these Darwinian rejects cannot use the proper question of ‘pardon me, could you repeat that?’ or ‘I’m sorry, I couldn’t understand you.’ or even ‘WHAT?’. No, no these mental giants say ‘do what now?’. Let me clearly say I DIDN”T FUCKING TELL YOU TO DO ANYTHING YOU MOTHER FUCKING MORON.

I also cannot stand it when I’m doing some mild tech support, I tell them what’s going on and these shining examples of human-kind respond ‘No, that can’t be it, that’s never happened before.’ Hey, guess what mother fucker, life is a long string of shit that’s never happened before. If you call someone for help, and they give you a fucking answer don’t tell them they’re wrong because ‘it’s never happened before’ if had fucking happened before then you shouldn’t have to bug me with you drivel. I Hate You. know this. Learn it and shut the fuck up.

Anyway
Here’s some wisdom for the day
1. everything is true.
2. everything is false.
3. everything is meaningless.
4. everything is true & meaningless.
5. everything is false & meaningless.
6. everything is true & false.
7. everything is true, false & meaningless.

-De