Balls! Well, it's been a heated couple a days on the blog front. Itwas fun but I have grown weary of it, so another topical discussionshall ensue. Hmm…I can't think of any topical discussions, so a nontopical shall ensue! Frogs, giant, flying, poison arrow (or dart, ifyou prefer) frogs would be a great plague. I think that the bible justhas regular frog proves that god doesn't exist. Any real god, worthhis salt, would use his creation powers to make giant flying poisonarrow frogs. Any sane rational person will recognize the truth of thisstatement. 'Worth his salt' hmm, wonder if this saying comes from someancient time when soldiers would be given a ration of salt in additionto their pay. For that matter, I wonder if the ever was a time whensoldiers were given a ration of salt. Would whores accept their saltration as pay? Would soldiers season their whores with their salt?What does this have to do with giant flying poison arrow frogs? Find out next time on befuddled.
Words of wisdom:
Western Union TelegramTo: Jehova Yahweh
Care: Celestial Hotel (Suite #666)Presidential Tier, Paradise
Dear God;
This is to inform you that your current position as deity is herewithterminated due to gross incompetence STOP
Your check will be mailed STOP
Please do not use me for a reference
Respectfully,Malaclypse the Younger/Omnibenevolent Polyfather
POEE High Pries
t-De
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